Sure, see you in a few then.
Spook replied, sneakily making his way to his captains desk to take a baby den den. This was one of the older iphones, it didn't have gorilla glass protecting it's shell -- he had to be careful with his new iphone. His objective was pretty clear, acquire hotdogs and other hotdogery stuff.
Hot diggity, alright Nas, take Kanye and get some beli from my chest.
Kendrik, you go on ahead--
Nas and Kanye walked closer to Spook and were about to jump him.
No, not my chest, the chest in my room you morons.
The toys were quite literal by the way they received orders, that somethings led to conflicting things. Too many conflicts? They won't do anything at all, until given a new order. That had happened four times so far, and each time defined the rules more and more for the way his toys worked. While Nas and Kanye were venturing towards Spooks room to get 'some beli', Spook made his way downstairs, having ordered Kendrick to find a sign. The hardest part was finding the pencils in order to draw the letters FREE HOTDOG; the g didn't quite fit:
FREEHOTDO
GSadly, due to a lack of basic school education, Spook was shite at making signs. The pencil had run all out of ink too, so this was their only sign. They used the leg of a table to put the sign on the stick, instead of a nail, a butter knife was used. With Spooks strength, submitting a butter knife into a paper and then into wood wasn't difficult. Kanye and Nas had returned with enough beli to buy at least a few can of hotdogs. Spook wanted to steal a cart from somewhere, which could be arranged by his toys. On his grocery list was:
- grapes
- whip cream
- rose petals
- Marvin Gaye let's get it on
Wrong grocery list, Spook reached down his pocket and grabbed the other piece of paper:
- 50 hotdogs
- 50 hot dog buns
- 2 bottles of ketchup
- microwaver
- battery for the microwave
Alright gentlemen, we're heading out into Baltigo. We're going to be cool and dandy, no monkey business--no fun allowed. Stay by my side, but don't appear to be in my entourage.
Play it cool, read a newspaper from a nearby bench while watching the situation.
Perhaps you're calling someone on your iphone as you walk past by me, or maybe you're a tourist--window shopping around as you follow me.
If you notice anything out of the ordinary, give the rest a signal--including me.
The toys were in awe of Spooks epic legendary speech. Truth was, today wasn't going to be too exciting. His bravado made everything seem grand. The navigator managed to dock the ship on the ground, in order to leave Spook and his posse to their own devices. Spook wasn't cool enough to just jump off the ship and beeline to the city; his life was much more simpler for the time being. The docking location of this ship had changed a few times now, giving Spook a difficult time navigating through town. But, as he remembered it, his car was parked a few blocks away. His beautiful white mane Buick Lesabre. It took him a few minutes to find the park where Buick Lesabre was tied to a hitching rail. A few children were feeding it carrots. Spook thanked the children for feeding his horse, he'd pat their head--but considered himself to be too moral to convert your children into toys. Spook climbed atop his Buick Lesabre. The dignity of this machine will impress the world, the beast under this hood is refined with perfect balance. Nothing says power like a Buick Lesabre in your parking spot. This 2-transmission horse is engineered to be one of the greatest vehicles known to man, due to domestication.
Yeeh, horsey horsey!
He'd hit the back leg of the horse with his ankle twice to make it move. Cars were quite simple, you held the leash to the left if you wanted to go left, and right for more of the same. To make them go right you had to hold pull the steering wheel to yourself, which you'd thought would make the Buick brake. Regardless, this was Spooks best car and that's all he had to do with. Spook and the Buick Lesabre departed from the parking lot, with the toys trying to catch up. Baltigo was in it's usual state, shady and dusty. It took Spook some time to find a good grocery store to get the hotdog stuff. He parked his horse at a hitching rail close to the grocery store. Some thugs were troubling a young maiden, on her way home from bible study--but alas, our main character didn't even acknowledge the scene, for his morals were too grim. This town was wild anyway, doctors here still said cigarettes were healthy to consume, comparing them to vegetables and fruit. This town was truly outrageous, everything had a mini bomb attached that would detonate if you dared to steal it. The bomb goes off a few seconds after running past the detection ports; opening up a grocery shop in Baltigo essentially required those, so much so that the detection port business in Baltigo was booming. Spook decided to cheap out on the hotdogs, and decided on two huge cans of hotdogs in some kind of water that preserved them. Expiration dates weren't really a thing, Spook placed the hotdog cans in his basket. An old woman to his left asked Spook where the tuna cans were, her cat was hungry and she needed tuna cans. Like Spook was an employee there, or cared for why she needed tuna cans. He knew where they were, and he knew also that the old grandma most likely didn't care for his occupational status either.
Two rows back, next to the magazines that young people read.
Without unknowingly being somewhat condescending, Spook continued down his grocery shop. A few aisles away from the hotdogs, in the bread department, was the hotdog bread that Spook sought. Since he was too lazy to cut the bread, he decided to buy pre-cut hotdog bread, spending an extra penny but winning time as a result. Sadly, the shop didn't have a microwave, or any batteries for a microwave. Carrying the bread was a pain in the ass, the hot dogs were just weight. The last objective for Spook was finding a cart that could be carried around, along with a microwave and batteries. After an hour of looking for a microwave and a battery, Spook decided to just serve cold hot dogs. Take a cold hotdog, bitch. Was his catchphrase for the rest of the day. Kanye, who had been carrying the sign all day, had found great difficulty in blending in while holding a sign that indicated free hotdogs. Watching him jitter across the street pretty much was TV to Spook while he carried his own sorry ass across town to get a microwave.
Maybe they could get a metal cart, and burn wood inside, to heat the hotdogs up, like a barbecue? Genius. His toys were dispatched with the order to steal a small metal cart. Meanwhile, Spook would make a barbecue-like contraption on the middle of the street. Using bicycle spokes off from some wheel he found, he managed to make a makeshift barbecue. They'd only need wood. Spook left his barbecue contraption on the side of the street while he went into an alley, he found a few chunks of wood in a dumpster. Although questionable, they were still usable. Regardless, Spook certainly didn't plan on eating the hot dogs anymore. That was until he saw a plain attended hotdog stand. A normal looking one.
Energy sprung back into Spooks body, like he had won the lottery, he rushed over to the hotdog stand man to order a hotdog, picture Spook running like Naruto across the street. Just turning the hotdog stand man into a toy right away was careless off him, better watch the man operate his hotdog stand before forcibly taking it from him. Douglas begun talking about his pension, how the hotdog industry is trying to screw him out of it. Spook deliberately made sure to pay extra attention to Douglas in order to mimic his attitude later on. Douglas just used a gas powered contraption to generate heat and boil water in which the hotdogs rested in, he used a pair of prongs to pull the hotdogs out of the hot water, let the water slip off and then place it in a vertically cut across baguette. A dash of mustard, ketchup topped with diced onions.
How many hot dogs can you serve with that cart, before you have to refue-- resupply I mean
Give or take about a hundred
Spook tucked his chin in, nodding his head and drawing a smile, acting impressed, but that's all he needed to know at this point anyway. Spook paid for his hotdog, and ate it while at the stand. He had to wait until there was nobody who could see what he would attempt to do, reach over and turn the hotdog man into a toy. Not that people could process what happens even if they see it anyway, this saved Spook from having paranoia. Halfway through his hotdog sandwich, there was a good opportunity without anyone looking over, so Spook reached over to 'thank' the hotdog man by turning him into a toy.
Contract. You shall keep my company if I have any questions about the cart, understood?
Before
Douglas toy number 4 could reply, Spooks iphone started ringing.
Mr. Sexy Pizza, how may I help you?
Meanwhile, with expressive hand gestures, Spook ordered his toys to put their bread and their hotdogs in the cart. They were open for business, ready to roll. The free hotdog sign was still hidden, and Spook thought of an addition to the sign. While on the phone with Jackal, he started writing 'DRINK 5B', so even the sane adults would notice that -- thinking that the free hotdog is a bait to get the money from drinks, and therefor convince them that they could just eat a hotdog for free, without needing a drink.