Renwick strolled along the bootiful streets. He didn't have any idea about the locals being scary pirates. Some people looked scary and some didn't. The people who didn't look scary must be really scary but Renwick wouldn't know that. All Renwick was doing was walking all on his lonesome enjoying his day. The ground felt awfully soft today on his feet. Wow, the soil...THE ROCKS. FELT SO GOOD. But anyway, Renwick finally walked into a populated area. There was a calm look on Renwick's face as he eyed a female pirate's ass. This woman gurl thot thing didn't really look like a pirate but Renwick didn't know that. With his infinite willpower contributing to his combat prowess of having thick skin Renwick WALKED UP.  The girl pirate was emo-like sprawled on to a building wall minding her own business. BUT THIS WOULD NOT DETER RENWICK. With balls of stone, Renwick finally has gotten over his trauma of losing his family. He decided this was his springtime of youth and lost some reason. Pressing his hand toward the pinky of the female NPC Renwick tapped her fingernail as she looked flustered and Renwick looked like an innocent schoolboy. This thot had a beautiful fingernail. Ohwait why is Renwick on the ground. OHNO SHE HIT HIM WITH SOMETHING FAST. In disbelief, Renwick went to beat up this thot from off the ground but he stumbled. White foam went over his entire head and he ASCENDED TO BE A CELESTIAL DRAGON. Ohwait guess not Renwick just died in a drunken stupor darn endurance there wasn't even any thots.

(EXIT LIFE)