One never really is ready when their life is about to change forever; though the universe has its own ways of giving you signs. You wouldn't recognize them until it's too late, but you'll usually recall a strange feeling in your gut, a sudden change in the feel of the air or something similar. The warning signs are usually insignificant but distinct enough to be remembered whenever you look back on that day. When Bojack Randell was about to make his shift from man to monster, the feeling it gave him was a bit more significant; though still had no hints to what would be coming.
"Hnnnnngrr" Bojack groaned, feeling his very essence being drained away as he sat on the toilet on the ship of a stranger on Momoiro's docks. "I don't remember what the fuck I ate last night but I swear to god I'm going to destroy whatever cafe I got it from the second I remember." Bojack had been on the toilet of this ship for the past hour, and only now was he beginning to feel well enough to talk. His hell was finally coming close to it's end, and Bojack's would soon be finished killing him from the inside. "Oh my fucking god it hurts!" He screamed, pushing out with all of his strength to give himself that last boost, clearing his insides of whatever devilish poison he had ingested the previous night.
Finally finished, Bojack sat panting on that toilet for another two minutes, sweating heavily from every pore on his body. Looking around the bathroom for the first time Bojack made a shocking discovery: there was no toilet paper. Of course he panicked, looking frantically around for anything that could be used as tissue, only to end up unsuccessful. Bojack longed to call out to Johanna for help, but even he felt uncomfortable having someone bring him toilet paper. After another short went by of complete hopelessness before Bojack realized what he had to do. Looking down at his elegant white robes Bojack allowed a single tear to fall down his face,"I'm so sorry."
Johanna had sat on the deck of the ship where Bojack was violating the bathroom for over an hour, assigned by Bojack to keep watch for anyone coming aboard the ship. Her bored had gotten to her, and for the last 30 minutes she sat down playing with her nails without even paying attention to what was going on around her. This proved to be her downfall though, as a group of about 60 pirates showed up seemingly from nowhere. She sprung up to her feet, taking slow steps back as the men converged on her. "Hey, you guys stay back. I'm not doing anything wrong and there's no need for you to do anything to me." Her words seemed to actually work, the men all stopped walking towards her, looking more amused than angry. She was only a woman after all, and she didn't appear to be doing anything that could harm them. "I just needed a place to rest, and I didn't want to cause any trouble." Johanna knew Bojack was still down below deck and that he'd have a hard time dealing with 60 men, but she needed to make sure she wasn't going to die before she worried about him.
Johanna continued stepping away from the men, and they seemed all fine with allowing her to leave. Before she could officially get away though, a foul stench filled the air. Everyone in the area gagged at once, looking around to see what had died on their ship. "What the fuck is that smell?" One of the pirates screamed while holding his nose. They only had to wonder for a moment though before Bojack stepped out from below the deck of the ship, distinctly robe-less and followed by an absolutely evil smell. "What the fuck? WHere did all these guys come from Johanna, you were supposed to keep watch."
Notes: Keep it short, maybe three lines long?