blur_on
Bojack would never understand the appeal of bothering him. As an intimidating and imposing man it would seem like Bojack would be the last person someone would want to annoy but for some reason someone was always doing something to get on his nerves. An event to accomplish this goal would occur once again when he walked through Momoiro's O'Kara Cara Cape and eyed the assortment of people that roamed the area. Buff and burly men in frilly dresses were chased by tiny women in...overalls? So not only did the people of the island dress the way of the opposite gender but they apparently had their own sense of style when they did so. With his eyes and attention trained on the scene of the men being chased Bojack would be oblivious to the ground shaking beneath him slightly until it grew enough to nearly throw him off balance. Turning his head to see what was causing this rumbling Bojack would only see a flash of pink before he was run over by a crowd of about 20 or so men in more sensible yet still decidedly feminine clothing.

Unlike the other men in the area this group of 20 all wore pants, yet they were so tight that they left virtually nothing to the imagination; especially considering the men were all shirtless as well. Once the men passed, Bojack would attempt to stand up only to be sent crashing back down as someone would literally step on the top of his head. Grabbing his clima-tact the second he recovered from the shock of being disrespected like that he'd look at who had stepped on him and immediately do a double take. Standing in the middle of the group of men was perhaps the most beautiful thing Bojack had ever laid eyes on.

blur_on
From the moment Johanna was born on the island of Amazon Lily, she had received everything she had ever wanted. Her fellow citizens all took care of one another and tried their hardest to make sure none of them would ever have a want for anything. An accomplished warrior, Johanna was permitted to leave the island of Amazon Lily at the ripe age of 16. Her purpose: to find and meet men. Throughout her first year of sailing she traveled the world learning whatever she could learn about men, and ended up coming to a single conclusion. Men were spineless and easy to manipulate. Every man she had ever met had treated her as if she was god's gift to humanity due to her looks, boring her within her first year of traveling.

When Johanna arrived on the island of Momoiro at the age of 18, she believed she had finally found her place in the world. The men here acted like women, making it easy for her to become comfortable. Within months she had not only built herself a large fanbase but had also given herself plenty of avenues to grow her drug trade on Momoiro. Using numerous connections Johanna made herself a bit of a drug lord on Momoiro with plenty of money coming towards her at all times.

---

Even without knowledge of her profitable drug business, from the moment Bojack laid eyes on Johanna a single thought was present in his head,'I think I can use this one.' While his original plan was to brutally kill her and everyone else in the area, Bojack decided that it would probably be best to instead just rough her up a bit and force her to come over to his side as an ally. "Hey bitch!" Bojack would shout over to Johanna,"What's your fucking name?"

Startled by his forcefulness, Johanna would initially be too shocked to speak, but her goons would not have the same reservations. "No one talks to lady Johanna like that! We're gonna have to teach you a lesson." With those words, one of the largest of Johanna's grunts stepped towards Bojack with the intention of attacking him. In the blink of an eye though, the 7 foot tall gentleman was slammed face first into the ground by Bojack grabbing the back of his head and spiking it like a football. As the man fell unconscious Bojack would redirect his attention to Johanna and say,"So your name is Johanna? You're gonna work for me now."

blur_on
Reacting to everything Bojack had done all at once, Johanna would be taken aback.  Once over her initial shock, Johanna would be able to respond finally,"What the hell do you mean work for you? I work for no one." In response, Bojack would raise his eyebrow and scoff. "I wasn't asking you if you wanted to work for me. I was telling you that you were going to work for me. You don't really have a choice in the matter. At this point the shock of seeing their comrade get brutally knocked out would wear off and Johanna's men would step towards Bojack menacingly. "He knocked out Lil Jojo but he can't knock us all out like that, let's get him. Still unfazed even as 19 large men stepped towards him as a single mass, Bojack's expression would not change.

Stepping over the body of the man who he had knocked out, Bojack would tighten his grip on his climatact. "I admired your friend's stupidity to charge towards me alone without knowing if he'd even survive. It reminded me a bit of myself honestly. But this, all of you rushing towards me together; I don't like it at all." Now face to face with the group of men, he noticed them stopping in their tracks as he walked. The sight of the 12 foot tall man looking down on them was honestly much more than the fanboys expected.

"Don't back down now, come on. Hit me! Now confronted by the monstrous man, the fanboys had no choice but to overcome any fear they had of Bojack and attack him together. Moving as one, they all converged on him together hoping to overcome him through the strength of their numbers alone despite their lack of actual confidence that they could beat him.

Their bravery would not be rewards though since Bojack was not a fan of doing favors for his enemies. Once they took their first step towards him Bojack’s climatact created a twister out from its tip to catch all of the men within it. The men were of about average in strength and size(0) but were able to avoid being blown away by the strength of Bojack’s wind. They were not, however, able to stop the dust from the resulting twister from getting into their eyes and blinding them temporarily. This period of blindness would be enough to screw them over though as Bojack would make his next move without even halting his twister.

From within the tip of Bojack’s climatact a ball of lightning would grow out and be sent towards the fanboys, quickly followed by a flurry of other lightning balls all with the express intention of hitting a fanboy and sending him to the ground. As the men in the ground writhed in pain at being shocked, Bojack would smirk evilly. "This is beautiful." After a short time, all the fanboys were defeated and Bojack was able to shift his gaze from them to Johanna herself.

blur_on
Eye contact between Johanna and Bojack was maintained, from her because she was afraid to challenge him after seeing the man violently dispatch her fan club and smile while doing it; and from him because he was entertained by her terror. "Sweet Johanna, why do I scare you so? Is it something about the way I look that terrifies you?" Bojack’s question would come as he slowly stepped towards the bratty woman, and would be mostly rhetorical since he knew that his appearance was beautiful and not fear inducing at all. People just weren’t able to handle his beauty and reacted strangely because of it.

Johanna mirrored Bojack’s steps towards her to avoid letting him get closer. "You stay back, don’t you dare get any closer." Johanna tried to put authority into his voice despite her fear, but it didn’t fool Bojack in the slightest. 'Why doesn’t he listen? It doesn’t make any sense for him to just ignore what I say.' All her life people had fallen at her feet and down whatever she wanted, and that had only been increasingly true for men. Until now every men she had ever met had done whatever she wanted, what was the difference with this one? As she struggled to understand Bojack’s disobedience, Johanna would before long find herself with her back literally against the wall. "Shit, I was so caught up in my thoughts that I didn’t notice where I was going."

"Tsk tsk tsk, sweet Johanna what will you do now that you’re trapped yourself?" Bojack was having too much fun with this. And was allowing himself to slip because of it. As the distance between himself and Johanna closed, Bojack couldn’t help but get a bad feeling about the young woman who now leaned almost calmly against the brick wall behind her with what he guessed was supposed to be a panicked look on her face. Something was definitely off, but Bojack wouldn’t have the slightest clue as to what exactly was giving him that feeling.

As soon as Bojack got within 80 centimeters of Johanna though, the reason behind his fears would become clear as Johanna’s hands would grab hold of a pair of 6 inch long stiletto knives and swing out at Bojack with intentions of cutting him at the shoulders. While her attacks came fast, they were also sloppy in a way that indicated that she lacked formal combat training. Johanna’s attack would come at a speed that would cause her movements to be slightly blurred to him, but Bojack would be at least perceptive enough to notice her attack in time to grab both her wrists and halt her movement. Once he had a grip on her, Bojack’s superior strength would be able to come into play for him to slam her forcefully into the brick wall behind her, the impact of her head on the wall being enough to make her instantly dizzy.

Maintaining his grip Bojack would press his body against Johanna’s to prevent her moving and whisper down to her,"Like I told you, you work...no better yet you belong to me now." In her dizzy state Johanna would drop her knives to the ground as Bojack’s hand would grab hold of her long white hair and lift her up to his face,"Any arguments?"

This was a very new experience to Johanna. Never before had a man not only blatantly disobeyed her but laid his hands on her. In these moments her illusion of superiority was shattered by Bojack and his disregard of everything that she felt made her special. He confused her, but also interested her at the same time. Maybe following Bojack wouldn’t be the worst way to gain some life experience. [color=turquoise]"Can you at least let go of my hair first?"]"But of course m’lady" Bojack would barely be able to say without sniggering.

Dropping Johanna down to the ground Bojack would look Down at her as she’d catch herself and grab her knives back. While he’d be ready for her to attack him he’d be willing to bet money that she wouldn’t be that dumb. "So assuming you’re a pirate and want me to join your crew or whatever they are, what is it called?" That question gave Bojack pause. He’d wanted to be a successful pirate his entire adult life but still hadn’t even come up with a name for the pirate crew he’d have to eventually start. Placing his hand on his chin and thinking for a second, he’d eventually look down at Johanna and say,"I like the name 'Horseman' a lot. Like he horsemen of the apocalypse. I think Horsemen pirates is a pretty good name."

Laughing, Johanna would look down to hide her face from Bojack. "That’s such a ridiculous name. I guess I’ll join though, since you had to be an asshole and kill all my fans and then treat me like garbage. I don’t really have much else without my fans or my self esteem." While she told Bojack things from a negative point of view, Johanna had her own reasons for joining Bojack’s ridiculously named pirate crew. Her experience was limited, and hopefully she’d get to learn about the world while working with the slimeball names Bojack.
[EXIT: Attempt to Recruit Bounty]